Bacteria

I never thought this day will come.


But I have been told to eat bacteria. That's right, bacteria. Apparently my body lacks and needs 'good' bacteria. Yakult is not enough.

The good doctor first prescribed the stuff in powder form. He gave me many sachets and told me to dissolve it in water and drink. It smells like bananas but tastes foul! I mixed it with apple juice, drank it in one gulp and wanted to retch. Ondine tells me her 3 year old daughter, Jordan, is less of a baby than I. Read: she doesn't make a face, pinch her nose, or whine when she has to drink it. Me? I rather drink oil.

But the bacteria is a must, like it or not, and the doctor decides I will take it in the pill form instead. Can you say YUCK? :(