Technically it's not my birthday

This is the birthday cake that got cut up before the birthday song was sung and the birthday girl got to make a wish. No, seriously, I kid you not.

And the conversation that took place?

You cut the cake??
Ya.
But you haven't sung me the song and I didn't get to make a wish!
Oh... (Pregnant pause) But it's not your birthday yet. Your birthday is tomorrow.
So am I getting a cake tomorrow?
Nope. This is it.

?!?!

Happy 36th birthday to me in advance. I wish myself good health and lots of joy in the coming year!